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• adventures in teaching
• almost important questions
• best country song titles (real and hypothetical)
• best threats/insults ever.
• best. t-shirt. ever.
• books i believe absolutely everyone should read
• books i need to read
• breakfast of champions
• bucket list
• called it!
• characteristics of my (hypothetical) future husband
• click to finish joke
• current favorite song
• drinking games
• fortune cookie fortunes
• fun photos
• geek quotes
• god bless america
• hot, oh so hot, men
• i cook good food.
• i get political
• i suck at flirting
• i'm such a geek...
• idiosyncrasies of mine
• imagine this being shouted at you and accompanied with a smuck upside your head.
• inside jokes
• legends of game night
• lessons i've learned from southpark
• life and other hardships
• little things that piss me off
• my daddy's awesome.
• my favorite movies
• my life as a soap opera
• my mom is amazing.
• one sentence summaries of popular songs
• original fiction
• personal motto
• pop culture philosophy
• problems with IMDB
• proof i'm a terrible person
• que malo dictionary.
• reasons i love iowa (aka reasons i'm a bad minnesotan)
• reasons to become a teacher
• signboard at the library (a bar)
• so-called news
• Songs I like
• songs i prolly shouldn't have as ringtones.
• terrible pick-up lines.
• the rules
• these are a few of my favorite words...
• things i do to turn a bad day into a good day
• Things I hate
• Things I love
• things i need/want for my new apartment
• Things I want for Christmas
• things that i hate that i love
• things that make me miss $bananandrea
• things you can say while playing pokeman
• things you can't say while teaching kids
• things you wouldn't expect to hear me say.
• this is twins territory.
• tough conversations
• truest words ever spoken/written
• useless facts that i know and, now, so do you
• weird conversations i have at hyvee
• weird questions only i would ask
• when life gives you lemons
• why i love country music
• wikipedia 6 degrees of nazi seperation
• you can't make this sh!t up
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213 days ago
my brother was one of about a half a dozen people drugged at a bar in our hometown this past weekend.
406 days ago
no i do not give a crap about your child's potty training!
490 days ago
the only place you can find a tardis fish tank ornament is on amazon.uk!
554 days ago
yeah, it sucks that your internship is unpaid and the people you work with make a ton of money for doing the same things you do, but you knew this was going to be the case when you started so stop whining.
582 days ago
i just got freaking rear ended.
623 days ago
when i call your company, it is because i actually want to speak to an actual human being, not a computer with a creepy human voice.
627 days ago
stupid dvr and stupid mediacom.
637 days ago
i want to hang out with my friend while she is in town. i don't think that's too much to ask.
683 days ago
why do i stay friends with people who i know without a doubt will always let me down?
684 days ago
since when did being in a relationship mean forsaking all other social relationships and doing the other person's bidding 24/7 w/o question?
684 days ago