"I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people. They're hanging in there with the chopsticks. You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks. I don't know how they missed it. Going out all day on the farm with a shovel. Come on. Shovel. Spoon. You're not plowing 50 acres with a couple of pool cues."
I'm a spoon man... only use forks for noodles (when I don't drop them on the floor: http://thingist.com/t/item/18150/).